Demetrius

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Warded to Lettie.

If Rabastan can convalesce on a desert island, I would like to stay with Mother. I'm not sure what I'll tell her but I'm sure she would do whatever she needs to if you tell her.

Warded to the Minister's Office

Sorry, I should have mentioned it sooner but Mummy is very upset about this Inferius business and has insisted that we go on holiday on the continent until it all blows over. If it d So I shan't be in the office until then. My apologies, but you know how mums are.

Warded to Death Eaters

Should anyone ask, Mummy has insisted we all go abroad while the Inferius thing is around. If she asks, I'll tell her I'm working abroad for a while. And if the Dark Lord wants to kill me please have him do it soon because I cannot take this anym

Even though we are no longer courting, I must say, I still find Edwina's advice column to be very insightful and informative. If you Emme haven't read the new Witch Weekly yet, I highly recommend it.

Warded to Junia.

What do you think? Ought we get her a gift certificate for a manicure or a scarf? I'd rather not spend too much, but perhaps it would give her the right kind of hint.

Warded to Narcissa, Lucy, Lettie, Hugo, Gareth, Julia and Junia.

I do believe I am no longer courting Edwina Avery. I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I confess I am somewhat relieved.

I have the day off! I'm going to take a very long nap. I would appreciate it if no one disturbed me.

I loathe that stupid carnival I confess I am not that fond of carnivals — all that sugar and children — but I do believe this upcoming one is for an excellent cause. Unfortunately, I don't think I will be able to attend. Things are quite busy at the Minister's Office, as ever.

I also must say that I don't really see what was so special about being a lord or a lady. I certainly didn't need to ever win to feel important.

Warded to Death Eaters.

If anyone has some free time tonight, as I do, I would not mind company in teaching the first Order shirt-wearing ruffian I see a lesson.

Warded to Death Eaters.

These interviews are a bloody complete waste of time. I've never seen a Minister do something so ridiculous before. At least not of his own volition. Are there any plans to do away with him? Or at least his wife or his son or his brother? The world would be a better place without any of the Stalks sullying it up. The sooner, the better.

Warded to Junia.

I'm so tired of talking to people are their lives and beliefs, aren't you? They're mostly unbearably boring. I can't be the only one who thinks this is all very ridiculous. I bet swotty Emmeline is enjoying herself.

Warded to Edwina.

How are you doing today? Do you need anything?

Warded to Slytherin '73 and Junia.

I have looked through several books, but I cannot seem to find an answer. What does one do when the father of the lady they are courting has died? I feel dreadful about it.

Death Eaters.

I have interesting news out of the Minister's office today. Stalk is not at all pleased with the Order of the Phoenix managing to capture Jugson. He's even said that he would not mind if we were to catch one of them. That doesn't change they fact that's he's still a mudblood lover or that I despise him.

Edwina.

Hello. My brithday is tomorrow. My father said I could invite you over for a birthday dinner. Would you like to come? It will just be him and I and my mother who is unfortunately not overly fond of you.

I expect tomorrow will be a lovely day. I hope it's better than today, at least.

Welcome back, I suppose Emmeline. You should bring biscuits every day. It would help office morale.

Warded to Lettie and Narcissa

I'm afraid I need your help with Edwina again. Her birthday is tomorrow. Elliot told me she likes lilies and hydrangeas. I've found a nice bouquet for her thanks to a helpful shop assistant, but I'm not sure what else to get her. I do need to get her something besides that, yes?

HELP

Warded to Death Eaters

Flint has fired Emmeline Vance. Can anyone tell me where to find a prostitute? Preferrably a younger one. And no, before anyone asks, it is not for myself.

Warded to Death Eaters

I believe Minister Flint has even outdone himself today. He has informed us that homes of suspected Death Eaters are to be raided by the DMLE and the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office. I don't know when this is to start, but I don't expect it will be very soon, since it was just announced and obviously there will need to be some planning.

Also, Amelia Bones seems to think that we are targeting St Mungo's as revenge for not being able to find any members of that stupid Order of the Phoenix.

Warded to Rita Skeeter

Hello Ms Skeeter. I have something I think the public should know regarding the Minister, if I may remain anonymous.

Warded to Junia Meliflua

Hello Junia, have you heard about what the Minister has been up to? I can hardly believe he is having an affair, can you?

Warded to Death Eaters

I cannot believe this. The Minister is pleased with the Order of the Phoenix. Apparently, they captured some hags trying to put that horrible potion in Tinworth's water supply. I suppose now we know who was behind all that earlier this month. I've been wondering if the Minister is truly on our side for awhile now. Obviously he is not. I would like to tell that one reporter at the Prophet that he is having a torrid affair with another woman. Would this be all right?

Warded to Benedict Avery

Sir, I was wondering if I might be able to speak with you about another matter tomorrow? At whatever time is most convenient for you would be all right for me. Thank you.

Warded to Slytherin '73ers

Is there anything I'm meant to do now the ball is over? I believe it went alright, though I could be mistaken.

I do so enjoy calling security on protesters at the Ministry. I'm not sure why people even try anymore. It's not as if it does any good. It must also be fairly embarrassing to be hauled off like that.

Warded to Slytherin '73

I've asked Edwina to the ball. Elliot has informed me that he will be taking his family and me out to dinner beforehand. This is bloody awful!